This December Was Hot Garbage December used to pay my mortgage. Wholesale iPhone 11 flying off shelves, everyone buying Christmas gifts, cash register going nuts. This year? Thirty phones. Fucking thirty. Made less money than my cousin who works at Starbucks. August Saves My Broke Ass Only reason I’m still in business is back-to-school season.

Forty-Three Phones Nobody Wants Sitting here looking at forty-three iPhone 11s in perfect condition. Unlocked, batteries tested, everything good. Problem? They’re all 64GB. Can’t sell these things to save my life. When Everything Changed Two years back, 64GB iPhone 11s flew off shelves. Budget option, people didn’t care about storage, easy money. Now? Dead in

Sarah’s Purple Phone Obsession My wife Sarah handles bookkeeping for the wholesale iPhone 11 business. Smart woman, keeps me organized, but has zero clue about phone colors. “Why don’t you order more purple ones? They’re so pretty.” Oh honey. Purple iPhone 11s are business killers. The Color Nobody Actually Wants When iPhone 11s launched back

Martinez Almost Fired Me Last Week Martinez calls me Tuesday morning pissed off. Guy runs three repair shops in Albuquerque, been buying wholesale iPhone 11s from me over a year. Never had problems before. “What the hell man? These phones show ninety percent battery health but dying after three hours.” Great. There goes my biggest

Kid Calls Me Yesterday Being All Smart Yesterday some kid calls asking why wholesale iPhone 11 prices on my website cost so much. Found another guy selling way cheaper apparently. “Your prices are crazy high, this other dude is like sixty dollars less per phone.” Oh sweetie. You have no clue what’s about to happen